"Dave BarryBeer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!W. C. FieldsRemember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.Professor Irwin CoreyTo some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!Leo DurocherOne night at Cheers (TV Sitcom), Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster. She set it down beside the teapot."Great," Willa said. "I'll spike the Kashmir Karma with it."Susie started off toward the wardrobe. At the door, Willa called and she paused.The girl said, "I heard about your oversize clit, Susie. I'm more jealous of that than about your making Phil so hard."Susie laughed.Willa seemed like fun, she thought. A bit prickly, maybe, but full of life.In the wardrobe she took down her wood-nymph tunic, pressed the soft material to her face and in its warm security thought of the horrible moment when, sucking Carla's cunt, licking the girl through orgasm, the men had appeared.How long had they been watching?Would Brian dare follow her here?I'm a worm who has turned, Brian. And don't forget that word worm, because my clit is sort of earthwormy, long and slick and pink, and it's mine, it's me, and Willa is jealous of it. I guess it is abnormal, and I know that to you my Lesbian side seems perverted but I have some friends who like me, Brian, who are fond of.
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